On Potties and Beasts
A while ago I was sitting at the airport coming back after visiting special friends in JHB. It was an emotional visit and it got me reflecting on things that […]
Sex after children is a bit like life after death…
Sex after children is a bit like life after death. Nobody knows for certain that it actually exists. Some claim to have proof of its existence. Some people even claim […]
Toddler Violence is ugly, but you are not alone
Toddler violence is ugly. This morning at 4:30am my 19 month old found a torch en route to our bed. She hit me on the head with it, then she […]
Congratulations on being Overwhelmed
In my opinion the word ‘parent’ should be replaced with the word ‘overwhelmed’. As in “congratulations on becoming newly overwhelmed”! Or “you are so good at being an overwhelmed person.” […]
Great Expectations
I’ve been thinking about Great Expectations a lot lately. The book, the version I saw on film, as well the new version that was recently released. I fantasize about watching […]
Reasons I drink wine
Let me start with the Flings. Or any food for that matter; food that I find everywhere. Stuffed into the deep dark corners of couches and car seats, under my […]
The Power of Intent
This is more or less how my mornings go: (for your sanity dear reader I only chronicle mornings with one of my two little people here) “If you don’t take […]
Dads: The Unsung Heroes
In 1417 a young man named Poggio Bracciolini discovered a thousand year old text that turned out to be the last surviving manuscript of “On the Nature of things” – […]
Products that really should exist
As a mom aka herder of cats, there are a few products that I really feel should exist. Perhaps, you dear reader, have the time, energy and expertise to make […]
Discrimination against (dirty) tired-looking parents
So, earlier this week, in my quest to remove the world’s ugliest ladybug tattoo from my ankle, I found myself inside a tattoo parlour… It was less fun than it […]
Toddler world vs Working world
You may not have children yet and you may be wondering if you are ready. Or you may have children and you are wondering if you are ready. I have […]
Memory retirement fund
This one is dedicated to my parents. Because only now that I am a parent do I understand. I want them to know so many things. But most of all […]
Things that suck but also don’t
As I switch off my car I can hear two little people roar like lions. I step out of my car and without being able to see them, I yell […]
Diary of a traveling Mom
Wake up at 5 as per usual and be grateful that it is not 4:30 as some mornings. Go through all the usual motions of packing lunch and a few […]
The Sounds of Motherhood
Over and above the amazing skill of herding cats and the almost super-human ability to do really anything with one hand, also comes the peculiar and surprising ability to produce […]
